We spent last weekend preparing for, undergoing, and recovering from, treatment for bedbugs.
Yes, the little beasties that have been all over the media, from Fresh Air to the Daily Show to who knows where else—we had [note hopefulness connotation attached to past tense] them, too.
We aren't sure where we picked them up, but suspicion is hovering over our trip east in May, or possibly Henry's business trip to the Rio Grande Valley in July. We base these conjectures on some of what we've learned about their life cycles, coupled with the fact that we weren't at home providing them with a food supply for almost the whole month of August.I know it's a really gross topic, but in the interest of education, I feel compelled to tell you a little bit about our ordeal.
After futilely thinking, for about 24 hours, that we could handle the infestation ourselves, we called in the pros. And that led to the closet-emptying exercise, which is required both to get rid of any hitchhiking bugs, and to allow the more efficient treatment of the area. We also had to get all the clothes and papers and whatever out of the furniture near the bed. The clothing made a trip to our friendly neighborhood laundromat, where it was run through their industrial strength dryers. It seems that, clever as they are, the little buggers are wimps when it comes to high temperatures and that's the best way to get rid of them.
We tried to look at this work as an opportunity to de-clutter somewhat and both of us did put together large bundles of stuff to throw away and to donate (after the dryer treatment! don't worry, Boysville thrift shop shoppers!). [I debated about getting rid of my Paul Newman coat hanger (see right), but since I've had it since high school, and it doesn't really take up much space....]The exterminator guys only found traces of the insects in the bed and two pieces of furniture on either side of it. Nothing in the guest areas of the house, folks! However, they treated all the bedrooms and the living room, where Henry and I had been sleeping (on the floor on our wonderful super-camping-sleeping-pads) since the discovery last Tuesday.
Stuff that couldn't go in the dryer we left in two layers of black plastic garbage bags on the back porch in the sun for a couple of days. [the picture above was taken when the contents of most of the bags had been repatriated into the house] Surely the temperature inside those bags reached more than 120°? Wouldn't you think?
Just in case the heat treatment didn't work, though, I methodically put almost all of the stuff in the freezer for several hours as well. By god, if any bedbugs survived that treatment.... well, .... that would mean that I have aided in the evolution of super-bedbugs, so let's just hope none did.
We've put the waterbed back together and hope to be off the floor tonight. And it will be very nice when the exterminator follow-up check comes in a couple of weeks, if they don't find any re-infestation.
We will be taking all kinds of paranoid precautions when we travel in the future. For example, before I leave for a business trip to Washington in a few weeks, I'm going to hang a complete change of clothes in our laundry room. When I get home I'll head right in there, strip, and give everything that spent 3 days in the hotel the hot water and hot air treatment.
Here's hoping none of my gentle readers have to live through this really icky (although, in honesty, not really dangerous) ordeal. But if you do and want to discuss tips and strategies, let me know.
One of the worse things about the timing of this adventure is that it came right in the middle of my researching for a new camera. I didn't mention it in my Devils River posts (there was enough negative news there as it was) but I slipped during our lunch break and landed on my rear in a pool of water, while holding my camera. This second dunking (the first was in Kentucky in May) did in yet a few more of the poor dear's higher brain functions, and I've decided it really is time for a new machine.
If this sounds like an advance excuse for not blogging too much for the next week or so, until I can decide on the camera and get it ordered and delivered, then, well, it is. I will try to make the hiatus a brief one.






























